Population | 9.698 billion |
Capital | Sumidore |
Leader | Cantor Vincent |
Currency | Sablin |
Animal | Sable |
The Autonomous Cantons of Sable Haven is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cantor Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.698 billion Sable Havenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumidore. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Sable Havenian economy, worth 656 trillion Sablins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,644 Sablins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, the government has enacted freedom of information, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sable Haven's national animal is the Sable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sable Haven is ranked 20,199th in the world and 62nd in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,613.17412034568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sable Haven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Sable Haven, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Sable Haven, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Sable Haven was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Sable Haven, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
- : Following new legislation in Sable Haven, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Sable Haven, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Sable Haven but at least the trains run on time.
- : Sable Haven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Sable Haven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Sable Haven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.