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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,138th Nudest: 2,372nd
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Population742 million

CapitalRwekaza city

Currencyrwekaza dollers

The DEMOCRACY of Rwekazaland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 742 million Rwekazas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 71.8 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 96,792 rwekaza dollers, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the Great Pyramid of Rwekaza city can be seen from miles away, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst lions, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rwekazaland is ranked 145,488th in the world and 7,464th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,138thNudest: 2,372ndMost Influential: 4,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,960thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,931stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,485thLargest Mining Sector: 8,939thMost Avoided: 9,659thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,341stMost Efficient Economies: 14,206thMost Secular: 14,939thLargest Black Market: 15,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,187th
Nudest: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 292nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Avoided: 323rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 556th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 741st in the regionMost Secular: 796th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 131 » Pinguioris, Holy Oranz, Waupun Island, Cisplatinaa, Pallaith, Diodone, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Omnistria, North Armatas, Democritus, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Black Templares, The United States of Romania, Sundred, Wilkshire, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Bearical, Papika, Lunallian, Dar es Saalam, Hong Kong Empire, Uganda Knuckles UK, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Empy, Notyoutopia, Australiland, Agrauron, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Stat Artha, Xagill, Eraver, Universal State Formula, Xentherida, Wineclaw, and 81 others.Federation Terra Australis, East Supple Lund, New Pruessen, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Bayern-Straubing, Unsophisticate, Sunto, Mzeusia, Ostrolia, Ka Ching, THX1138, Outer Egorniand, Cloydicia, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Selfgradatude, Yarecir, Amauri, Yukti, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Maovale, The Realm of Dorne, The South Falls, Maott, Ham Federation, United North American, Gladio II, General COE, National Goats, Renzic, SillyString, United Draconia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zanzenland, Vincone Cae, The Windmilluminati, Ethnon, Minuda, Sanjurika, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Victoriaans Nederlands, New Lakemba, Buckerino, Overwhelming Regret, The Black Cathedral, Katschekistan, New Bremerton, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Mac-Ratio Limited, Abject Ludicrosity, Surikatia, Alunya, Moubarakistan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Pearl Land, The Carverlands, Ainsworth, Steraz, Sheldanada, Atomic Industry Islands, Ozstan, Wallis Island, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Beasluxia, Dinoium, The Islands of Tonga, The Empire of Bangladesh, Highton Islands, Suicidistan, Aningem Atron, Hesterin, Union of Austria-Hungary, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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