Population | 17.073 billion |
Capital | Algiers |
Leader | El Abuelo |
Currency | Ruzonio |
Animal | Lobo Ruzonés |
The Democratic Republic of Ruzonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Abuelo with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.073 billion Ruzonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algiers. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ruzonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,352 trillion Ruzonios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 313,513 Ruzonios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even secular Ruzonians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", children's TV shows are having a gay old time, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime is totally unknown. Ruzonia's national animal is the Lobo Ruzonés, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ruzonia is ranked 287,320th in the world and 9,835th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3.95571274612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ruzonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, even secular Ruzonians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Ruzonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Following new legislation in Ruzonia, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.