The Free Land of RustyNails is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.156 billion RustyNailsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong RustyNailsian economy, worth 567 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,870 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RustyNails's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RustyNails is ranked 57,147^th in the world and 5^th in Mariner Trench for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.39 law-abiding acts per hour.