The Kingdom of Rustoira is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Coordinator Joseph Schultz with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.21 billion Rustoirans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izall. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rustoiran economy, worth 109 trillion Dinears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,304 Dinears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, Rustoirans teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rustoira's national animal is the Rustoiran Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Rustoira is ranked 36,214^th in the world and 1^st in Halnat for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,834.81 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.