Population | 11.276 billion |
Capital | Petragrad |
Leader | Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky |
Faith | Cult of Leon |
Currency | Rublemark |
Animal | Azhdaya |
The Military Junta of Russiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.276 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petragrad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Russianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Rublemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,698 Rublemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Russians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiania's national animal is the Azhdaya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Leon.
Russiania is ranked 185,314th in the world and 56th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 70.34334386912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Russiania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Russiania's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Russiania relocated from Third Cynglish Empire to Confederacy of Allied States.
- : Russiania's influence in Third Cynglish Empire fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Russiania lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.