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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,130th
The Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All shall be made to serve
Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Russiania

Population11.276 billion

CapitalPetragrad
LeaderGrand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky
FaithCult of Leon

CurrencyRublemark
AnimalAzhdaya

The Military Junta of Russiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.276 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petragrad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Russianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Rublemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,698 Rublemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Russians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiania's national animal is the Azhdaya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Leon.

Russiania is ranked 185,314th in the world and 56th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 70.34334386912 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,130thMost Patriotic: 1,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,745thLowest Crime Rates: 2,160thMost Devout: 2,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,473rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,509thLargest Black Market: 3,880thLargest Governments: 4,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,928thHighest Economic Output: 7,328thHealthiest Citizens: 7,341stMost Developed: 7,466thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,536thMost Efficient Economies: 10,588thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,644thMost Conservative: 13,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,213thSmartest Citizens: 13,289thBest Weather: 13,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,431stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,565thLargest Mining Sector: 17,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,032ndMost Authoritarian: 18,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,714th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the region

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