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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,218thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,382nd
The Grand Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Empire, One People, One Goal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Russian States of Eurasia

Population2.095 billion

CapitalImperskiy Gorod
LeaderGrand Imperator Roman Petrovich Murmanov

AnimalEurasian Eagle

The Grand Empire of Russian States of Eurasia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Imperator Roman Petrovich Murmanov with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.095 billion Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperskiy Gorod. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 431 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,938 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The full title of Hon Grand Imperator Roman Petrovich Murmanov Vcte Mgve MF GERSELM GCEE runs to several pages, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Eurasians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian States of Eurasia's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Murmanovism.

Russian States of Eurasia is ranked 28,147th in the world and 59th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,299.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,345thLargest Governments: 4,519thMost Influential: 4,591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,314thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,448thHighest Average Incomes: 6,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,333rdMost Developed: 6,339thLargest Mining Sector: 7,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,097thLargest Black Market: 7,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,459thMost Authoritarian: 7,776thHealthiest Citizens: 8,136thMost Efficient Economies: 8,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,897thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,895thSmartest Citizens: 11,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,253rdTop
Most Conservative: 13,836thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,327thBest Weather: 22,446thMost Devout: 23,132ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,612th
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the region

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