The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Conrad with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.259 billion Rushkavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushkaville City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rushkavillean economy, worth an astonishing 13,064 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,640 Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Rushkavilleans like vultures, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, glamping Rushkavilleans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rushkaville's national animal is the Turkey Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rushkaville is ranked 229^th in the world and 10^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 242.26 law-abiding acts per hour.