The Tree In Front of Your House of Rumau is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Committee Member Konradara Temegeret with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.169 billion Rumauers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kâmitèjekas. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rumauer economy, worth 109 trillion Füs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,338 Füs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and where there's smoke there's the Rumauer Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumau's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is in the windy breeze of the mountains.

Rumau is ranked 222,789^th in the world and 139^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.