The Principality of Rudak9 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.637 billion Rudak9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rudak9ian economy, worth 115 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,712 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, third world countries are rich in "I Love Rudak9 City" t-shirts, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak9's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rudak9 is ranked 285,945^th in the world and 6^th in Port Novakat 35 for Most Pacifist, with 11.14 cheeks turned per day.