The Dictatorship of Rowarriorland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 44.32 billion Rowarriorlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rowarriorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,203 trillion gazillions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,531 gazillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Rowarriorlandians, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowarriorland's national animal is the Taco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rowarriorland is ranked 332,780^th in the world and 4,897^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 14.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.