The Dictatorship of Rosseak is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 363 million Rosseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rosseakian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Ketts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,694 Ketts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosseak's national animal is the Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rosseak is ranked 115,590^th in the world and 115^th in Sophia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,613.28 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.