The Imperial Republic of Romparti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Taichoksovy Kasinov with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.785 billion Rompartians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ipurret. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rompartian economy, worth 288 trillion gás a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,826 gás, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, Romparti is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romparti's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romparti is ranked 51,558^th in the world and 83^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 208,865 Standard Monetary Units.