by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 80thMost Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 231st
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Donald Trump and Kanye West
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Population16.287 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, disturbing lack of elderly people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.287 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,682 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,493 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Donald Trump and Kanye West signs the laws but abides by none of them, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale, all footpaths have tollbooths, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 241,329th in the world and 9,950th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7.3 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 80thMost Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 231stMost Primitive: 283rdLargest Black Market: 332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 455thLargest Mining Sector: 465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,502ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,653rdMost Avoided: 1,665thHighest Economic Output: 2,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,392ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,062ndNudest: 3,493rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,709thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,959thLargest Governments: 5,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,553rdRudest Citizens: 6,720thMost Efficient Economies: 7,857thMost Influential: 8,235thLowest Crime Rates: 8,428thTop
Largest Populations: 13,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,424thMost Conservative: 22,214th
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Nudest: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionLargest Governments: 278th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 311th in the regionRudest Citizens: 351st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 438th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, Donald Trump and Kanye West signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : ROM lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : ROM altered its national flag.
  • : ROM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Followers of Trump.


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