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Most Scientifically Advanced: 199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rdMost Secular: 381st
The Red Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
In communism we lol
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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ROFLOLMAO LAND

Population22.133 billion

CapitalCommune
Leaderthe speaking president

Currencylol
Animalfloor rolling dog

The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.133 billion lolers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 7,381 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,520 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 67,437th in the world and 110th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 703.23130687612 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rdMost Secular: 381stHighest Food Quality: 554thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 583rdMost Inclusive: 617thLargest Publishing Industry: 706thMost Cultured: 715thNicest Citizens: 755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 783rdSmartest Citizens: 812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 820thHighest Poor Incomes: 923rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,101stRudest Citizens: 1,331stMost Developed: 1,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,559thHighest Economic Output: 1,635thLargest Retail Industry: 1,685thMost Pacifist: 1,937thHighest Average Incomes: 2,051stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,479thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,586thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,120thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,972ndMost Influential: 6,908thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,079thLargest Governments: 7,098thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,559thSafest: 10,304thMost Efficient Economies: 10,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,139thBest Weather: 12,433rdLargest Populations: 12,974thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,034thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,997thMost Patriotic: 26,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,108thMost Income Equality: 29,045th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionNudest: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 83rd in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ROFLOLMAO LAND was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : ROFLOLMAO LAND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, floor rolling dogs have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : ROFLOLMAO LAND was endorsed by The 25th AM Republic of Name 0.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.

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