Population | 22.133 billion |
Capital | Commune |
Leader | the speaking president |
Currency | lol |
Animal | floor rolling dog |
The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.133 billion lolers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The tiny government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 7,381 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,520 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 67,437th in the world and 110th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 703.23130687612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ROFLOLMAO LAND was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : ROFLOLMAO LAND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, floor rolling dogs have more rights than the average citizen.
- : ROFLOLMAO LAND was endorsed by The 25th AM Republic of Name 0.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Old Aweic Wirs, Dat Countreh, Kiatland, Cutias, Pland Adanna, Primorye Oblast, Ters Khus, UPC, Arma Empitester, PhDre, Aevana, Nova Angelus, Abardis, The State of New Braiden, Greater Larastan, Greatnessity City, JayDee II, Octavineru, and Name 0.