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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,522ndRudest Citizens: 1,581st
The Armed Technocracy of
New York Times Democracy
Ah hell, stop staring. I've nothing sentimental to say.
President Corant
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.286 billion

CapitalVel'os citadel
LeaderPresident Corant
Faithof The Glorious Manperor of Mankind

AnimalNorthern Bisoth

The Armed Technocracy of Rockemsockem is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Corant with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.286 billion Rockaskeites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vel'os citadel. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sockeite economy, worth 633 trillion cruisers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,841 cruisers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', third world countries are rich in "I Love Vel'os Citadel" t-shirts, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing President Corant to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rockemsockem's national animal is the Northern Bisoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is of The Glorious Manperor of Mankind.

Rockemsockem is ranked 206,102nd in the world and 5,112th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,522ndRudest Citizens: 1,581stTop
Most Armed: 2,288thSmartest Citizens: 4,012thMost Developed: 4,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,226thHighest Average Incomes: 7,626thMost Secular: 7,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,313thMost Patriotic: 8,521stTop
Most Influential: 11,175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,418thLargest Governments: 13,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,922nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 131st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 183rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 214th in the regionMost Patriotic: 220th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 267th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 278th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 305th in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 397th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454th in the region

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