by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,492ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,062ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,666th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Equality For All
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Revolutionary Turkey

Population398 million


CurrencyTurkish Lira
AnimalWhite Wolf

The Democratic Republic of Revolutionary Turkey is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 398 million Turks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turkish economy, worth 31.2 trillion Turkish Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,344 Turkish Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, prudishness is on the way out, and the people of Revolutionary Turkey are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revolutionary Turkey's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Revolutionary Turkey is ranked 263,899th in the world and 813th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -133.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,492ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,062ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,666thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,115thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,969thLowest Crime Rates: 18,088thMost Income Equality: 18,159thMost Inclusive: 18,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,546thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,907thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,976thNicest Citizens: 19,178thMost Secular: 19,876thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,361stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,500thLargest Governments: 25,998thSmartest Citizens: 26,786thHighest Food Quality: 27,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 28,135thMost Influential: 28,706th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Income Equality: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: