The Republic of Revived Unclear is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 308 million Revived Unclearians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Revived Unclearian economy, worth 34.8 trillion Piracies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,025 Piracies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,117 per year while the poor average 10,121, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Revived Unclear's national animal is the John Wayne's Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Revived Unclear is ranked 324,737^th in the world and 5,595^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 4.89 cheeks turned per day.