Population | 20.188 billion |
Faith | the Tranquility of Yellow |
Currency | Talon |
Animal | Dragon |
The Dominion of Reskellia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.188 billion Reskellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Reskellian economy, worth a remarkable 5,775 trillion Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 286,103 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, morality classes are compulsory for all school students, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reskellia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tranquility of Yellow.
Reskellia is ranked 33,032nd in the world and 2nd in The Empire of Draconic States for Most Stationary, with 1,312.5928057734 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, morality classes are compulsory for all school students.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, all the playground's a stage for Reskellian schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in Reskellia, the government is giving peace a chance.