Population | 40.818 billion |
Capital | Koalaville |
Leader | The Great Koala |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | ree |
Animal | cocka-reeree |
The High Security Prison of ReReAnne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Koala with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.818 billion ReReAnnites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koalaville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.
The very strong ReReAnnean economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion rees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 65,736 rees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,917 per year while the poor average 5,942, a ratio of 61.4 to 1.
The Great Koala's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and ReReAnnites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. ReReAnne's national animal is the cocka-reeree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
ReReAnne is ranked 946th in the world and 2nd in Vatican for Most Stationary, with 4,793.66359872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : ReReAnne was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Failed Ideas of Liberal fighters, killing 6 million zombies.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : ReReAnne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.