Population | 9.716 billion |
Capital | Corand |
Leader | Samy Vellu |
Currency | Satherlandic Crown |
Animal | Kingfisher |
The Barisan Nasional of Republic of Satherland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Samy Vellu with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.716 billion Satherlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corand. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Satherlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Satherlandic Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,523 Satherlandic Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
News headlines usually include p-values, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Satherland's national animal is the Kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Republic of Satherland is ranked 9,362nd in the world and 505th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Republic of Satherland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Republic of Satherland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Republic of Satherland ceased to exist in Europe.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Republic of Levoniyuh.
- : Republic of Satherland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Empire of The Franco-British Union.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Franchya.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Golden Empire of Apocalypse Borg.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Federation of Kronverg.
- : Republic of Satherland was endorsed by The Authoritarian Empire of Wamia.