The Federal State of Republic Of Bruhlandis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Maciag with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.408 billion Bruhlandisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascendant. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic Of Bruhlandisian economy, worth 989 trillion Bruhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,640 Bruhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the nation leads Europeia in per capita stalking, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of Bruhlandis's national animal is the Bruhfoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic Of Bruhlandis is ranked 10,487^th in the world and 72^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.16 law-abiding acts per hour.