The ⬜⬜⬜ of Republic of Blank is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a piece of blank paper with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.841 billion Blankians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the nonexistent capital city. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Blankian economy, worth 761 trillion nothings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,417 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, only the richest get to see out of their windows, sex-ed is child's play, and restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Republic of Blank's national animal is the white square, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a nonexistent religion.

Republic of Blank is ranked 289,959^th in the world and 4^th in The coalition of weird countries for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.59 law-abiding acts per hour.