The Republic of Replohnsks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 9.985 billion Replohnsksians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Replohnsksian economy, worth 388 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 38,899 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, every workday begins with group therapy, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Replohnsks's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Replohnsks is ranked 292,318^th in the world and 30^th in The Archipelago States for Most Conservative, scoring 23.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.