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Most Devout: 3,352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,182ndMost Armed: 5,046th
The Coptic Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
The Incarnate Word is Fully Divine and Fully Human
Boutros Ghalioungi
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Remenkimia

Population7.749 billion

CapitalCairo
LeaderBoutros Ghalioungi
FaithCoptic Orthodox

Currencydinar
Animalblack kite

The Coptic Kingdom of Remenkimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Boutros Ghalioungi with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.749 billion Copts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Coptic economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,770 dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,390 per year while the poor average 38,217, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remenkimia's national animal is the black kite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox.

Remenkimia is ranked 86,680th in the world and 5th in Egypt for Most Stationary, with 529.7989317618 days.

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Most Devout: 3,352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,182ndMost Armed: 5,046thLargest Black Market: 6,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,826thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,465thMost Avoided: 8,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,266thLargest Mining Sector: 10,113thLargest Retail Industry: 10,818thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,435thHighest Average Incomes: 19,791stMost Efficient Economies: 20,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,180thHighest Economic Output: 23,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,313th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Remenkimia's influence in Egypt rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Coptic RPG.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
  • : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, Boutros Ghalioungi can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.

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