Population | 7.749 billion |
Capital | Cairo |
Leader | Boutros Ghalioungi |
Faith | Coptic Orthodox |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | black kite |
The Coptic Kingdom of Remenkimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Boutros Ghalioungi with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.749 billion Copts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Coptic economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,770 dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,390 per year while the poor average 38,217, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remenkimia's national animal is the black kite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox.
Remenkimia is ranked 86,680th in the world and 5th in Egypt for Most Stationary, with 529.7989317618 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Remenkimia's influence in Egypt rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Coptic RPG.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
- : Following new legislation in Remenkimia, Boutros Ghalioungi can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.