Population | 8.433 billion |
Capital | Xenakias |
Leader | Dante Aurobindus |
Faith | Zubirian Catholicism |
Currency | Kaon |
Animal | platypus |
The Most Serene Republic of Relativitatis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dante Aurobindus with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.433 billion Relativitatisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenakias. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Relativitatisian economy, worth 954 trillion Kaons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,168 Kaons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Relativitatis's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zubirian Catholicism.
Relativitatis is ranked 128,619th in the world and 1st in Teilhardia for Most Stationary, with 258.90745929912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Relativitatis, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in Relativitatis, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Relativitatis, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Governments.
- : Relativitatis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Relativitatis, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.