Population | 11.883 billion |
Capital | Cold |
Leader | Butter Dog |
Faith | Dog with da Butter |
Currency | Poke Dollar V |
Animal | Obi Wan More Rep V |
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet V is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Butter Dog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.883 billion Reeteet Vians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.
The all-consuming Reeteet Vian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion Poke Dollar VS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 108,535 Poke Dollar VS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 690,208 per year while the poor average 7,055, a ratio of 97.8 to 1.
Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, money grows on trees, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and it is written that Butter Dog removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet V's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep V, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dog with da Butter.
Reeteet V is ranked 127,274th in the world and 6th in Thicc Economy Bois for Most Stationary, with 266.06352416368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Instigator".
- : Reeteet V's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Reeteet V endorsed a map .
- : Reeteet V altered its national flag.
- : Reeteet V relocated from Lazarus to Thicc Economy Bois.
- : Reeteet V was refounded in Lazarus.