Population | 31.666 billion |
Capital | Galactus |
Leader | Lord Cardius |
Faith | Biotics |
Currency | thought |
Animal | Roc |
The Unconscious Dimensions of Reality Warping is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Cardius with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 31.666 billion Warpers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactus. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Warped economy, worth a remarkable 5,345 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,802 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, nations that kill a Warper can expect a strongly worded letter, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reality Warping's national animal is the Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Biotics.
Reality Warping is ranked 328,777th in the world and 21st in Space Sector RPRA for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -33.67 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reality Warping was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Reality Warping was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, nations that kill a Warper can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, Lord Cardius is considering changing the Warped flag to one with more glitter.