The Jingoistic States of Ranvarxcenan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 825 million Ranvarxcenanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere Town. The average income tax rate is 45.8%.

The strong Ranvarxcenanian economy, worth 57.7 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,881 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Ranvarxcenanians, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ranvarxcenan's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ranvarxcenan is ranked 19,529^th in the world and 1^st in The United Order of Sillies for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,131.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.