Population | 1.735 billion |
Capital | Ali express NERV |
Leader | John Dictator dammacis parkour champion |
Faith | Parkour |
Currency | Parkour Jump |
Animal | Parkour |
The The Nightmare State of Rainraa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Dictator dammacis parkour champion with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, disturbing lack of elderly people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.735 billion Rainraaniaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ali express NERV. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.
The Rainraan economy, worth 148 trillion Parkour Jumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,531 Parkour Jumps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
It's best to decline if John Dictator dammacis parkour champion offers to buy a round of drinks, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainraa's national animal is the Parkour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Parkour.
Rainraa is ranked 23,099th in the world and 1st in Declansburg for Most Extreme, scoring 47.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rainraa changed its national motto to "Death is not an escape." and its nation type to "The Nightmare State".
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, it's best to decline if John Dictator dammacis parkour champion offers to buy a round of drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
- : Rainraa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.