Population | 10.327 billion |
Capital | Bonalon |
Leader | John Doe |
Faith | Common Sense |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Kookaburra |
The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.327 billion Raelsans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonalon. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Raelsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,812 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raelsa's national animal is the Kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Common Sense.
Raelsa is ranked 174,798th in the world and 3,938th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 90.7226155486 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Raelsa, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
- : Raelsa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Raelsa altered its national flag.
- : Raelsa was refounded in Lazarus.