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Best Weather: 3,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,274thSafest: 3,533rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Don't lock your baby in the car!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Raelsa

Population10.327 billion

CapitalBonalon
LeaderJohn Doe
FaithCommon Sense

CurrencyDollar
AnimalKookaburra

The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.327 billion Raelsans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonalon. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Raelsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,812 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raelsa's national animal is the Kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Common Sense.

Raelsa is ranked 174,798th in the world and 3,938th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 90.7226155486 days.

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Best Weather: 3,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,274thSafest: 3,533rdMost Pacifist: 4,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,177thHealthiest Citizens: 4,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,736thNicest Citizens: 5,912thLowest Crime Rates: 6,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,935thMost Inclusive: 7,153rdMost Developed: 7,235thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,927thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,896thSmartest Citizens: 9,557thHighest Food Quality: 9,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,221stLargest Governments: 10,437thMost Influential: 13,706thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,137thMost Secular: 19,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,617thHighest Economic Output: 22,114thMost Efficient Economies: 22,612th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 145th in the regionSafest: 182nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Pacifist: 206th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 274th in the regionNicest Citizens: 286th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 316th in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 404th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 410th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 446th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 510th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 531st in the regionLargest Governments: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 679th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Raelsa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Raelsa altered its national flag.
  • : Raelsa was refounded in Lazarus.

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