The Nukes of Radiation Demon 5 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.532 billion Radiation Demon 5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Radiation Demon 5ian economy, worth 140 trillion Gold Flames a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 18,704 Gold Flames, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiation Demon 5's national animal is the Radiation Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Radiation Demon 5 is ranked 87,616^th in the world and 77^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.41 law-abiding acts per hour.