The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Two is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Ramses Pualani with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.879 billion Radiant Armed Forces Twoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ria Air Base. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Radiant Armed Forces Twoan economy, worth 433 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,909 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Armed Forces Two's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Radiant Armed Forces Two is ranked 238,266^th in the world and 4^th in Pelican for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,427.97 Standard Monetary Units.