The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Fourteen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Ramses Pualani with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.743 billion Radiant Armed Forces Fourteenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headquarters South Zarpathian. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Radiant Armed Forces Fourteenian economy, worth 379 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,935 Dáxlamic Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Armed Forces Fourteen's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Radiant Armed Forces Fourteen is ranked 176,947^th in the world and 2^nd in The Evergreen Foreign Legion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.