The Kingdom of Quoph is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Biscuiteen Trisket with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 7.621 billion Quophites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscuitburg. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Quophish economy, worth 502 trillion Chilis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,951 Chilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, recognizing the Quophish flag qualifies you for citizenship, museum employees look down on short people, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quoph's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quoph is ranked 226,367^th in the world and 9,632^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring zero on the Societal Mobility Rating.