The Capitalists of Quintar is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 24.261 billion Quintarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Quintarian economy, worth 532 trillion Reais a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,951 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, Capitalism has been named as Quintar's national religion, Quintar has designated Quintar City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Quintar in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Quintar's national animal is the rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Quintar is ranked 158,308^th in the world and 7,209^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.3 law-abiding acts per hour.