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Most Patriotic: 168thRudest Citizens: 404thLowest Crime Rates: 537th
The Commonwealth of
Conservative Democracy
With loyalty comes honour and glory.
The Excellency
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Quezo

Population8.535 billion

CapitalOttawa
LeaderThe Excellency
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyQoist
AnimalSeagull

The Commonwealth of Quezo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Excellency with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.535 billion Quezoans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Quezoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion Qoists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 322,366 Qoists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are always able to look each other in the eye, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Quezo is ranked 309,674th in the world and 410th in The League for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.48 missed references per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 168thRudest Citizens: 404thLowest Crime Rates: 537thMost Efficient Economies: 611thSafest: 690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 690thLargest Governments: 1,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,271stMost Developed: 1,323rdMost Secular: 1,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,496thSmartest Citizens: 1,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,830thHealthiest Citizens: 1,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,251stHighest Average Incomes: 2,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,337thMost Influential: 3,087thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,806thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,429thLargest Retail Industry: 7,702ndHighest Economic Output: 8,731stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,050thLargest Mining Sector: 14,853rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,314thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,374th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Quezo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
  • : Quezo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Quezo, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Quezo endorsed The Stratocracy of MilitarizedStatesOfAmerica.

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