Population | 8.535 billion |
Capital | Ottawa |
Leader | The Excellency |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Qoist |
Animal | Seagull |
The Commonwealth of Quezo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Excellency with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.535 billion Quezoans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Quezoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion Qoists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 322,366 Qoists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
People are always able to look each other in the eye, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Quezo is ranked 309,674th in the world and 410th in The League for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.48 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Quezo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
- : Quezo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, happiness is all being miserable together.
- : Following new legislation in Quezo, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
- : Quezo endorsed The Stratocracy of MilitarizedStatesOfAmerica.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 39 » Creeperopolis, Kufard, Osimiria, Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea, Atrox Deus, Tosara, Whitachi, Northern Sinai, Abrahamgrad, Hapatmitas, Syndralia, Avengis, Tiernesia, Pinnacle Isle, DragonBorn Clan, Aidax, Exitodia, The Union of Ibistic States, AngelStitch, Omakise, Tavalenia, Yalaw, Britain 1, Guerra Heights, Gagium, Catalyst Of Social Discontent, South Austral, Dapines, Great Majorca, Everetunga-Hari, Kinider, Frussi, Merijalkavaen, Aralia, Northwest Russia, Concordant, Belkura, MilitarizedStatesOfAmerica, and Paradaia.