The Old man joey joewall of Puppet of britain is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Mama Sofat with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.104 billion Lil brits enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 13.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving British economy, worth 225 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,009 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Joe Mama Sofat has just been declared ruler of Puppet of britain in an international press conference, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Puppet of britain's national animal is the Proto Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joe-ism.

Puppet of britain is ranked 207,767^th in the world and 6^th in Joe for Most Extreme, scoring 14.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.