Population | 20.119 billion |
Capital | Pumperania City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Pumpernickel |
Animal | Ferile Pelican |
The Republic of Pumperania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.119 billion Pumperanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumperania City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pumperanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Pumpernickels a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,074 Pumpernickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", astronauts take one small step for Pumperania and one giant step backward from confrontation, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pumperania's national animal is the Ferile Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Pumperania is ranked 18,982nd in the world and 2nd in Groland for Most Stationary, with 1,654.67253823112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Pumperania, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Pumperania was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Queendom of Kindjal, curing 1 million infected.
- : Pumperania was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Queendom of Kindjal, curing 1 million infected.
- : Pumperania was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Queendom of Kindjal, curing 1 million infected.