The Allied Forces of Pseudo-Musopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mega-Dictator Lord Pseudomuse with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.243 billion Musopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geo-shell 'UNDERSHIELD-01'. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Musopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Pseudobucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,294 Pseudobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, the government is spending billions of Pseudobucks on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, every workday begins with group therapy, and Mega-Dictator Lord Pseudomuse panders to nontraditional families. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pseudo-Musopia's national animal is the Green-Tongued Muse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pseudo-Musopia is ranked 275,721^st in the world and 18^th in Space Sector RPRA for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.