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Most Primitive: 1,423rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,309th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A Verdadeira Ambarinno
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Principado de Ambarinno

Population355 million

CapitalAnnesburg

CurrencyInno
AnimalLobo Ambarinnoano

The Rogue Nation of Principado de Ambarinno is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 355 million Ambarinnos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient Ambarinnoano economy, worth 26.0 trillion Innoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,151 Innoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Principado de Ambarinno's national animal is the Lobo Ambarinnoano, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Principado de Ambarinno is ranked 293,753rd in the world and 553rd in Sophia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 543.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 1,423rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,309thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,898thNudest: 4,296thHighest Crime Rates: 5,573rdFattest Citizens: 7,006thMost Devout: 9,599thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,920thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,040thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 21,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,861stMost Armed: 25,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,924thLargest Mining Sector: 33,988th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Principado de Ambarinno was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Principado de Ambarinno, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.

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