The Fiefdom of Primari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Number One with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 1.487 billion Primarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primaridia. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Primarian economy, worth 115 trillion PrimeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,876 PrimeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, The First Choice has been named as Primari's national religion, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primari's national animal is the Primaroo and its national religion is The First Choice.

Primari is ranked 47,843^rd in the world and 105^th in Sophia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,759.35 Standard Monetary Units.