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Highest Crime Rates: 3,021stRudest Citizens: 3,023rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,134th
The United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Peace is best achieved through strength.
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Priimydia

Population12.028 billion

CapitalPriimydia
LeaderHarlius Combestus
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPriimydian Emeraldi
AnimalHaast's Eagle

The United Provinces of Priimydia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harlius Combestus with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.028 billion Priimydians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priimydia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Priimydian economy, worth a remarkable 2,300 trillion Priimydian Emeraldis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,230 Priimydian Emeraldis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,142 per year while the poor average 49,366, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, a soldier's body is a temple, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Priimydia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Priimydia is ranked 38,830th in the world and 1st in Tryzalore for Most Stationary, with 1,170.6841118728 days.

Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,021stRudest Citizens: 3,023rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,134thMost Avoided: 3,353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,559thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,119thMost Efficient Economies: 7,371stMost Armed: 7,625thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,215thLargest Black Market: 8,347thLargest Retail Industry: 8,676thSmartest Citizens: 10,001stHighest Economic Output: 10,220thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,286thHighest Average Incomes: 11,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,206thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,330thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,315thFattest Citizens: 17,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,328thMost Developed: 25,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,374thMost Influential: 29,573rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia lodged a message on the Tryzalore Regional Message Board.
  • : Priimydia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea, killing 1 million zombies.

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