by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,024th
The Vicious Cacophony of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Doing the tings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Pretty Girls

Population4.631 billion

LeaderDakota Fanning
FaithTaylor Momsen


The Vicious Cacophony of Pretty Girls is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dakota Fanning with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.631 billion Pretty Girls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benson. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pretty economy, worth 180 trillion glitters a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,979 glitters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, fruit pickers with degrees in fox psychology are a common sight, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and concussed foxball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pretty Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taylor Momsen.

Pretty Girls is ranked 151,192nd in the world and 243rd in Karma for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.38 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,568thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 18,024th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the region

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