The Very Preppy Empire of Preppy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Preppy Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its burgeoning preppy shih tzu population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.347 billion Preppies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preppy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Preppy economy, worth 73.5 trillion preppy dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,598 preppy dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,375 per year while the poor average 12,359, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Preppy's national animal is the preppy shih tzu and its national religion is Preppiness.

Preppy is ranked 134,691^st in the world and 43^rd in New Republic Charter for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.