Population | 21.493 billion |
Capital | Bloodstone |
Leader | Azazel |
Faith | Providence |
Currency | Continental |
Animal | Bear |
The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Azazel with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.493 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Legionary economy, worth a remarkable 4,560 trillion Continentals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,165 Continentals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 739,263 per year while the poor average 44,333, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premedite's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Providence.
Premedite is ranked 43,310th in the world and 34th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 1,024.93443431932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Premedite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Premedite lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Premedite, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Following new legislation in Premedite, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Premedite, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Premedite, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Kyraina and Trash Heap.