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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,499thLargest Black Market: 2,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,676th
The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Premedite

Population21.493 billion

CapitalBloodstone
LeaderAzazel
FaithProvidence

CurrencyContinental
AnimalBear

The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Azazel with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.493 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Legionary economy, worth a remarkable 4,560 trillion Continentals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,165 Continentals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 739,263 per year while the poor average 44,333, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premedite's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Providence.

Premedite is ranked 43,310th in the world and 34th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 1,024.93443431932 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,499thLargest Black Market: 2,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,676thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,826thHighest Economic Output: 3,859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,352ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,667thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,404thMost Developed: 8,466thHighest Average Incomes: 8,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,644thLargest Governments: 9,795thSmartest Citizens: 11,232ndMost Cultured: 11,743rdMost Influential: 12,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,156thLargest Populations: 13,890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,671stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,188thMost Efficient Economies: 21,349thMost Authoritarian: 21,459thLargest Mining Sector: 26,226thMost Patriotic: 28,036thMost Secular: 28,697th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Premedite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Premedite lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Premedite, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
  • : Following new legislation in Premedite, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Premedite, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
  • : Following new legislation in Premedite, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Premedite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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