by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,722ndMost Influential: 4,811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,749th
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
Honor: if you need it defined, you don't have it
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population425 million

CurrencyCoffee Bean
AnimalTed Nugent

The United States of Pragmatiland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 425 million Pragmatilandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Pragmatilandian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Coffee Beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,703 Coffee Beans, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the tenet of free speech is held dear, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pragmatiland's national animal is the Ted Nugent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pragmatiland is ranked 210,362nd in the world and 8,712th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 265.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,722ndTop
Most Influential: 4,811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,749thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,724th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 632nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 675th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 688th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 819th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 829th in the regionRudest Citizens: 864th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 866th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,003rd in the region

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