The Republic of Potato Dispatcher is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.496 billion Potato Dispatcherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Potato Dispatcherian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Spuds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,750 Spuds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato Dispatcher's national animal is the Spud.

Potato Dispatcher is ranked 159,773^rd in the world and 6^th in The Potato Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.17 law-abiding acts per hour.