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Most Efficient Economies: 1,954thHealthiest Citizens: 2,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,664th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Might Makes Right
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Portsville

Population10.456 billion

Currencydenier
Animalfalcon

The Republic of Portsville is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.456 billion Portsvilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Portsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,494 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Portsvillean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portsville's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Portsville is ranked 2,709th in the world and 145th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.79 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,954thHealthiest Citizens: 2,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,664thLowest Crime Rates: 2,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,751stLargest Governments: 2,934thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,743rdBest Weather: 3,784thNicest Citizens: 3,947thMost Cultured: 3,977thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,027thMost Armed: 4,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,132ndSmartest Citizens: 5,311thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,572ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,958thMost Secular: 13,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,959thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,929thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,674th
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Most Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionNicest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 172nd in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 335th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 348th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Armed: 367th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 399th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 402nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 573rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 645th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 927th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 935th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 988th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 989th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Portsville, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Portsville, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Portsville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Portsville, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Portsville, the Portsvillean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.

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