The Empire of PortSky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jenna Fein with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.789 billion Portskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalor. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Empire economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion Chocoboes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,767 Chocoboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in PortSky is often a lifetime appointment, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PortSky's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Relic.

PortSky is ranked 29,336^th in the world and 166^th in NationStates for Most Pacifist, with 110.94 Cheeks Turned Per Day.